Saturday, July 31, 2010

55 Words That Tickle Your Ribs

What did one magnet say to the other? (I find you attractive)

Why is a calendar so sad? (Its days are numbered)

What did one arithmetic book say to the other? (We've problems)

What has two arms but can't raise them? (a chair)

What did one autumn leaf say to another? (I'm falling 4 u)

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Write a poem or a fictional story in 55 words. Give it a try and notify G-man at:
http://g-man-mrknowitall.blogspot.com/

I write these jokes (not my original work) and hope that you enjoy them!
Happy Sunday!






36 comments:

Amy said...

great laughs. Happy weekend to you..

Kathy G said...

Cheesy jokes are the best!

Lourie said...

I love those silly jokes!

Felicitas said...

Thanks for the smile Jingle! Have a wonderful weekend.

sheri said...

jingle, you never fail to make me laugh and this time i felt like a kid all over again as i read your jokes...how creative, sweet girl!

Together We Save said...

Very funny.... have a great weekend!

croleyc69 said...

Love it you brought a smile to my face. Have a great one.

Caroline

Bernie Wood said...

I'd like to copy your jokes to have fun with my nieces, they would love them. I thought they were so cute. Enjoy your Sunday... Big Hugs:-)

welcome to my world of poetry said...

A great laugh to start my day, thanks for sharing.

Yvonne.

Mr. Stupid said...

HA! These were great Jingle. Very funny. Love those pictures too.

Rajlakshmi said...

LOLZZz :D
nice ones :D
happy weekend :D

Vodka Logic said...

Really cute.. love the pic of the staked cats too.

Yvonne Osborne said...

Ha! I love the first one. Thanks for visiting mine!

TALON said...

lol, Jingle! The calendar one cracked me up!

Sherry Blue Sky said...

Happy Sunday to you too. The cat photos made me smile, how on earth did the layered one happen, I wonder? Thanks for visiting my site:)

Caty said...

Happy sunday Jingle. Those were adorable and made me chuckle

hope said...

You made me laugh and groan. :)

Kristin said...

What a fun post! Thank you for stoping by yesterday and do check out my blog when you can as I am having a big giveaway, Kristin xo

Sam Liu said...

Love it, Jingle, they brought such a smile to my face. My favourite one was the calender joke: my days are numbered - ha! :D

kathew said...

Thanks Jingle!Great post! Happy Sunday!

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g-man said...

What did The G-Man say to his Jingle Belle?

This was so sweet of you to do this, and the 55 in the Comments, Plus your one on Word Press?
Thats 3 55's?
My you sure are inspired.
Thank You from the bottom of my heart...G

Michelle said...

LOL..I love these jokes.
The kitty's are so cute!!

ρομπερτ said...

Have to admit that a few words I would not have found. A great start into the new week for you.

daily athens

william said...

lol hilarious post dear xxx

Someone Is Special said...

Great post.. and laughs..

Yours Frendly,
Saravana Kumar M

Muthering Heights said...

Hehehe, these are cute!

planet earth said...

Help us plant more trees....

Barbara said...

good smile material, jingle.
here's one from the old days:

what's green and plays a guitar?

elvis parsley!

AmyLK said...

Cute jokes and pics! Happy Sunday (except its Monday and I am a day late and a dollar short!) :)

Midwestern Mama Holly said...

thanks for the laughs !!

Kristin said...

Thank you for your visit Jingle! Have a great Monday, Kristin xo

Anky0112 said...

lolzz..!!!

Sandy said...

Those are cute.

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Hehe I so love the laughs and the pics are perfect :)

Belva Rae Staples said...

Goofy! I love it!

meiro said...

he he...its great, I like it.