55 Words That Tickle Your Ribs

What did one magnet say to the other? (I find you attractive)

Why is a calendar so sad? (Its days are numbered)

What did one arithmetic book say to the other? (We've problems)

What has two arms but can't raise them? (a chair)

What did one autumn leaf say to another? (I'm falling 4 u)

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Write a poem or a fictional story in 55 words. Give it a try and notify G-man at:
http://g-man-mrknowitall.blogspot.com/

I write these jokes (not my original work) and hope that you enjoy them!
Happy Sunday!

Magpie Tale-Solutions Are Sought 2 Solve Problems

While people struggle to gain power,
They also taste bitterness, both sweet and sour.
When plants are abused by showers,
The Garden can barely bear any flowers.
.
Before it is too late,
I must apply my spade and rake,
And do whatever it will take,
To restore order for goodness' sake.
.
I turn the soil loose and flat,
I sow fresh seeds out,
Not sure what I will get,
But keep trying is what life is all about.
.
The soil may be irrigated by tides,
A virus may eat the heart out of my sides.
I don't know what type of plant survives
As time and nature sluice away our lives.
.
Solutions are sought 2 solve problems,
Keys are applied to unlock doors.
How a key fits into a key hole to do wonders,
It depends on concrete situations of yours.

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This is an entry 4 Magpie Tale hosted by Willow at
http://magpietales.blogspot.com/2010/07/mag-25.html
Happy Reading!
Happy Creative Writing!

Pick One or Two To Share, Follow The Rule, No Despair

The Spot Light Award

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The Most Valuable Blogger Award from Jingle



One Lovely Blog Award

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and
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Your Comments Are My Sunshine Award

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and from Suzi: http://suzicate.wordpress.com/2010/07/24/from-bedrock-to-beaches/



The Versatile Blogger Award

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You Are Like The Sprinkles On My Cupcake Award

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***** Thank You, Suzi, Dennis, Dismonsanddogs, sk, Alice Audery, and Jincy for your kindness in thinking of me. I appreciate friendship and humbly accept and pass them
today to those who are dear and kind to Jingle...xxx *****

The Rules of Acceptance:

1. Thank those who loved you enough to bestow this gift.
2. Share seven (7) things about yourself.
3. Bestow this honor onto 10 newly discovered or followed bloggers–in no particular order–who are fantastic in some way.
4. Drop by and let 10 chosen friends know you love them.

Seven (7) Things About Jinge:


1. I am left-handed.
2. I like to smile instead of cry.
3. I prefer to drive and sightseeing the nature when I take family vacations.
4. I love reading ever since I was seven years old.
5. I enjoy friends who are simple minded and have positive attitude about life.
6. I barely watch TV nowadays.
7. I was afraid of snakes.

Now, As you see, I have 7 nominations from my friends mentioned above, plus one award I wish to share with all of you...

Thus, I would like to have a minimum 40, up to 80 friends who take and enjoy at least one of these awards...Thus, if you wish to have one or two, please leave a comment to let me know.
Thank You.
Please do follow the rule and share if you take the awards.
Happy Tuesday!
Keep Smiling!

Sunday 160-I...Y...Why?

Hi,
I,
Shy
Guy,
Try,
Tie,
Dry
Eye,
By
Fly
High,
Buy
Pie,
Sign,
Why
Die?
Cry,
Bye.
My
Kite
Quite
Right,
White
Fight,
Light
Site,
Y
Lie?
Dye
Thigh,
Light
Sight!

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What can you say in 160 characters? (spaces included)

Check it out on Monkey Man at

http://petzoldspracticalprose.blogspot.com/

Many thanks for reading it.

Have A Jump Start Next Week!

Pink Is Cool, So R U!

Pink Is Cool, So R U!

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This post is an entry for Pink Saturday at How Sweet the Sound, see link:
http://howsweetthesound.typepad.com/my_weblog/


This is also an entry for Six Word Saturday at Show my face, see link:
http://www.showmyface.com/

Happy Belated July Birthdays,
Happy July Birthdays,
Happy Pink Saturdays,
Happy Six Word Saturdays!
Happy Everyday!
U R The Best!

55-The Rings of The PHone

Illustrator: Dorothy Grider - Image provided by flickr

Just like the ripples of water
When throwing in a stone,
The rings of the phone
make stirring sound.
Lan's heart beats
furiously
As she gives her puppy some treats
Nervously.
The phone keeps ringing,
"Woof, woof,"
Boots barks, waiting,
Lan scoops her up,
"Hello, what's up?"
"..."
What does she hear?
U tell me, dear!

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Write a fictional story in 55 words. Give it a try and notify G-man at:
http://g-man-mrknowitall.blogspot.com/

This is also an entry for Monday's Child #4 (See image on top):
http://childrensverse.blogspot.com/2010/07/mondays-child-4.html

And an entry for The Thursday Think Tank (Sound)
http://poetryblogroll.blogspot.com/2010/07/thursday-think-tank-prompt-7.html

Happy FLASH Friday,
Happy PG-13 Writing,
HAPPY Poetry/Short Story Writing!
U Rock!

Summer At Last

Lightening flashes down,
Thunders chase it all over the town,
In between, where is the clown
Who can sugarcoat the place from turning bloody brown?
.
Tornado settles
Over the shaking nettles.
Where are the policemen who can clear the road
And keep more cars from crashing with their heavy load?
.
Summer at last,
Spring is the past,
Where is the muses
Poets uses?
.
Hot waves hit home,
I am inspired to write a new poem.
As the sky goes wan, wind comes cold,
The sun rises dripping, a pot of gold.

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Nature Is Beautiful When The Storm Is over



A T-Storm Image



Love The Nature View

This is an entry 4 Carry On Tuesday Poetry at:
http://carryontuesdayprompt.blogspot.com/2010/07/carry-on-tuesday-62.html

Happy Tuesday 2 U all!

Fish Humors...

I Am A Fish With A Plan




Fish Bubbles R Fun



We R Tweeting On Twitter



U Stay On Your Side, I Stay On Mine.



Please Say Hello 2 My Little Friend.



Please Help!



I Am On A Diet.



Here U Go, Kitty.



Fish Cat.



Dinner Time!



Come On, Buggy.



I Have A Need 4 Speed.

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Hello, Everyone:
Today I simply want 2 relax and have a laugh,
Wishing U A Spectacular Sunday!
Giggles!
U Rock!

PS: Images credit is given to google.com, many thanks.

55-Human Minds Buzz Like Bumble Bees

Human minds
buzz
Like bumble bees,
But human hearts
Don't beat
The way bees do.
Human thoughts have wings,
Like bees do,
But isn't it true
Bees behave
While humans believe,
get inspired by spring showers,
and use their imaginations to express themselves?
Bees leave their marks on flowers,
Human make history via humanly powers.

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Write a fictional story in 55 words. Give it a try and notify G-man at:
http://g-man-mrknowitall.blogspot.com/

This entry is also 4 Family Fridays, with Amy and Lori are the co-hosts...
See Amy at: http://keepingupwiththeschultzfamily.blogspot.com/2010/07/family-fridayswedding-bells.html
And Lori at: http://www.petersonstlouis.com/2010/07/family-fridays-wishing-on-star.html

Happy Flash Fiction Friday and Family Fridays, Everyone!
Thank You for Reading and Commenting!

200 followers so far (Someone may want to give me a surprise by dropping, which is okay), what a blessing! Please take Jingle's awards here, Anyone, who are either followers, or friends Jingle follow, or who happen to read this post can take them without further notifications from Jingle...



Happy July Award from Jingle



Jingle's Loving Community Award (originally designed by Adam with a simple Bell and modified by Trisha)

Blessings and Love Fly Your Way!

Z=>Zippy, A Spring Poem

As the long winter comes to an end,
Fresh air starts to stir with lovely scent.
A novel genre discloses,
While the graces collect roses.
Marvel at the magic of the becalmed seas,
And watch how their swollen waves appease.
Watch the swan swim, and the crane
Enjoys weather again,
Visualize how the sunset ray
decorates the tiring bay.
Dance each day with ZIPPY births,
Ignore rootless assumptions or guesses.

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This is an entry 4 Alphabe-Thursday, For more information, please check out
"Off on My Tangent" at the link:
http://jennymatlock.blogspot.com/2010/07/alphabe-thursday-z.html

Entry for ABC Wednesday at
http://abcwednesdayround3.blogspot.com/2010/07/z-is-for-wednesday.html

Thank You For Visiting and Sharing Thoughts.
I Value Your Wisdom of WORDS and
Happy Happy Thursday 2 U All!

Sunday 160-A Home Run Is Made

'Crack',
A perfect contact is made,
The ball sails with speed limit beyond 35 m/h,
All the way
Cross the fence,
'Run',
...
Shout the crowd,
A Home Run is done!


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What can you say in 160 characters? (spaces included)

Check it out on Monkey Man at

http://petzoldspracticalprose.blogspot.com/

Many thanks for reading it.

Please feel free to pick some awards from my previous post.
U Rock!
Have A Jump Start Next Week!

55-Misconception Costs

Everything is 'perfect' between the two, until one day, she decides to follow him for once.
And she sees him stop at his ex-girlfriend's house.
She wants revenges.
He's shocked to catch her in the arms of his best friend.
Misconception costs.
She doesn't know that he has gone to bid final goodbye, nothing more.

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Write a fictional story in 55 words. Give it a try and notify G-man at:
http://g-man-mrknowitall.blogspot.com/

Happy Flash Fiction Friday, Everyone!
Thank You for Reading and Commenting!

Monday's Child Week 2-Life Goes On

Image by Bernhard Oberdieck provided by Monday's Child

The following poem is an entry for Monday's Child prompt 2, a fresh weekly meme which encourages talented writers to create a children's story or verse in response to an image provided. Please check it out at www.childrensverse.blogspot.com for details.

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Tissue by tissue to a soul one grows,
As leaf by leaf the trees become trees,
Day by day, one learns and sows,
When the sun has fun seeing breeze.

.....

Seeds of hope give one wings to fly,
One either winnowed to earth or whirled to the sky.
Life goes on,
Some survive while others die.

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Wrinkles of a splash, on the water cease,
Body and soul, bend and stretch like these.
Elements to elements, cells to cells,
Individuals to individuals, dream for peace.

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Feel the coolness when cool winds blow,
Listen to the music when the lure vibrates with its bow.
Giggle baby alike while enjoy the nature's show,
Mark down your innocence when the days are covered with snow.

I Silently Sing Along (Idyl)

The Perfect Poet Award
4 Thursday Poets Rally week 24


She enjoys looking at me,
I wink at her mischievously;
She serves me a cup of hot tea,
I sit and sip favorably;
She plays a classical song,
I silently sing along;
She paints a spring garden,
Including my favorite pattern;
And she bakes me bread thereof,
I swallow some, feeling the warmth of her love.

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Hello, How R U?
This is a post in accepting Jingle's Thursday Poets Rally week 24 The Perfect Poet Award, Jingle is nominated by three talented poets, Raj, Pinklady, and A Poem A Day. Thank You, Raji, Pinklady, and A Poem A Day, Jingle is humbled here xxx

As part of the rule, Jingle needs to nominate a fellow poet who is previous participants of Poets Rally, thus I nominate poet Ishabelle at Chocolate High
ishabellemanalo.wordpress.com for The Perfect Poet Award Week 25.


This is also an entry for Blue Monday, with the host Sally at:
http://smilingsally.blogspot.com/2010/07/blue-monday-curbing.html





A Blue Angel 4 U,
Please feel free to pick 2 to 5 awards from my previous post.
If U don't like any, hope this Blue Angel Cheers up Your day!
Happy Blue Monday!
U Rock!

55-Someone Is Following Her!

On a cold and dark evening, she pushes her baby stroller, walking home.

Someone is following her.

Her heart races, daring not to look back.

Arriving at the stairway, she stops, hurrying to take her baby.

Just as she is about to scream, she hears a male's voice:

"I know you're scared, I'm your neighbor."


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Write a story in 55 words. Give it a try and notify G-man at:
http://g-man-mrknowitall.blogspot.com/